Rump sessions

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Music

Live music at rump sessions


Crypto 2007, 21 August 2007, Santa Barbara, California, USA
Carl Ellison (vocals), Victor Miller (vocals), Eran Tromer (lecture, visuals), Rebecca Wright (vocals)
"On the design and cryptanalysis of a one-way hash"
[slides] [video] [paper: Journal of Craptology 5]
original lyrics: Billy Joel, "Uptown girl" (1983)
original score: Billy Joel
original performance: Billy Joel
Crypto 2008, 19 August 2008, Santa Barbara, California, USA
Timo Kasper (banjo, vocals), Axel Poschmann (vocals), Christof Paar (vocals), Anonymous Government Employee (vocals)
"Breaking ciphers with special purpose hardware"
aka "COPACOBANA"
[slides]
original lyrics: Jack Feldman, Barry Manilow, Bruce Sussman, "Copacabana" (1978)
original score: Jack Feldman, Barry Manilow, Bruce Sussman
original performance: Barry Manilow
Eurocrypt 2009, 28 April 2009, Cologne, Germany
Michael Naehrig (guitar, vocals), Christiane Peters (lecture, vocals), Peter Schwabe (guitar, vocals); uncredited: Daniel J. Bernstein (vocals), Tanja Lange (visuals)
"A brief look at the 56 SHA-3 submissions"
aka "SHA-2 will soon retire"
[lyrics and chords] [slides] [video] [reprise video] [paper: Journal of Craptology 7]
original lyrics: Billy Joel, "We didn't start the fire" (1989)
original score: Billy Joel
original performance: Billy Joel
Crypto 2009, 18 August 2009, Santa Barbara, California, USA
Daniel J. Bernstein (vocals), Carl Ellison (vocals), Tanja Lange (vocals), Kristin Lauter (vocals), Victor Miller (vocals), Michael Naehrig (guitar, vocals), Eran Tromer
"Secure cloud computing for medical data"
aka "Fully homomorphic lattice-based secure encryption"
[slides] [paper: Journal of Craptology 8]
original lyrics: Sherman Brothers, "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" (1964)
original score: Sherman Brothers
original performance: Julie Andrews, Dick Van Dyke
Crypto 2011, 16 August 2011, Santa Barbara, California, USA
Faith Chaza (percussion), Ian Goldberg (percussion)
"An application of frequency shift keying to communication resynchronization"
[slides] [video]
Crypto 2011, 16 August 2011, Santa Barbara, California, USA
Tom Roeder (vocals)
"Bounds on cloud file retrievability"
[slides] [video]
original lyrics: Ben Gibbard, "I will follow you into the dark" (2006)
original score: Ben Gibbard
original performance: Death Cab for Cutie
Crypto 2012, 21 August 2012, Santa Barbara, California, USA
Daniel J. Bernstein (vocals), Joppe Bos (vocals), Faith Chaza (percussion, vocals), Tanja Lange (visuals, vocals), Kristin Lauter (vocals), Michael Naehrig (guitar, vocals), Christof Paar (vocals)
"The end of crypto"
[lyrics] [slides] [video]
partial inspiration: Jonathan Zittrain, "The End of Crypto" [video]
original lyrics: R.E.M., "It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)" (1987)
original score: R.E.M.
original performance: R.E.M.
Crypto 2012, 21 August 2012, Santa Barbara, California, USA
Tom Roeder (vocals), Christian Paquin
"Padding oracles revisited"
aka "Malformed bytes"
[slides]
original lyrics: The Postal Service (Ben Gibbard and Jimmy Tamborello), "Such great heights" (2003)
original score: The Postal Service
original performance: The Postal Service; Iron and Wine (cover)
Crypto 2013, 20 August 2013, Santa Barbara, California, USA
Lyrics: Keith Alexander, Daniel J. Bernstein, Timo Kasper, Tanja Lange, Peter Schwabe
Performance: Keith Alexander, Roberto Avanzi (keyboard), Daniel J. Bernstein, Joppe Bos, Jeremy Cooper (percussion), Carl Ellison, Barış Ege, Elif Bilge Kavun, Tanja Lange, Kristin Lauter, Michael Naehrig (guitar), Christof Paar, Tom Roeder, Peter Schwabe (guitar), Christine Swart, Ralf Zimmermann
"Spyin' NSA"
[slides] [video] [video]
original lyrics: Beach Boys, "Surfin' USA" (1963)
original score: Chuck Berry, Brian Wilson
original performance: Beach Boys
Crypto 2013, 20 August 2013, Santa Barbara, California, USA
Lyrics: Daniel J. Bernstein, Frances C. Bernstein, Tanja Lange
Performance: Roberto Avanzi (keyboard), Daniel J. Bernstein, Joppe Bos, Jeremy Cooper, Carl Ellison, Barış Ege, Elif Bilge Kavun, Tanja Lange, Kristin Lauter, Michael Naehrig (guitar), Christof Paar, Tom Roeder, Peter Schwabe (guitar), Christine Swart, Ralf Zimmermann
"Under Surveillance"
[slides] [video] [video]
original lyrics: Arthur Resnick, Kenny Young, "Under the Boardwalk" (1964)
original score: Arthur Resnick, Kenny Young
original performance: The Drifters
Crypto 2013, 20 August 2013, Santa Barbara, California, USA
Lyrics: Keith Alexander, Daniel J. Bernstein, Timo Kasper, Tanja Lange, Peter Schwabe
Performance: Keith Alexander, Roberto Avanzi (keyboard), Daniel J. Bernstein, Joppe Bos, Jeremy Cooper (keyboard), Ivan Damgård, Carl Ellison, Barış Ege, Elif Bilge Kavun, Marcel Keller, Tanja Lange, Kristin Lauter, Michael Naehrig (guitar), Claudio Orlandi, Christof Paar, Tom Roeder, Peter Schwabe (guitar), Meltem Sönmez Turan, Christine Swart, Ralf Zimmermann, many NSA people in the audience singing along
"Spyin' NSA" (reprise)
[slides] [video]
original lyrics: Beach Boys, "Surfin' USA" (1963)
original score: Chuck Berry, Brian Wilson
original performance: Beach Boys
Crypto 2014, 19 August 2014, Santa Barbara, California, USA
Lyrics: Jacques Morali, Henri Belolo, Victor Edward Willis, with minor additions by Daniel J. Bernstein, Tanja Lange, Michael S. Rogers
Performance: Daniel J. Bernstein, Nina Bindel, Leo Ducas, Elif Bilge Kavun, Mario Lamberger (guitar), Tanja Lange, Kristin Lauter, Christof Paar, Tom Roeder, Peter Schwabe (guitar)
"Work for us at NSA"
[slides]
original lyrics: Jacques Morali, Henri Belolo, Victor Edward Willis, "YMCA" (1978)
original score: Jacques Morali, Henri Belolo, Victor Edward Willis
original performance: Village People
Crypto 2014, 19 August 2014, Santa Barbara, California, USA
Lyrics: Nigel Smart and Tanja Lange
Performance: Daniel J. Bernstein, Nina Bindel, Andy Clark, Leo Ducas, Elif Bilge Kavun, Mario Lamberger (guitar), Tanja Lange, Kristin Lauter, Christof Paar, Tom Roeder, Peter Schwabe (guitar)
"Always look on the bright side of ..."
[slides]
original lyrics: Eric Idle, "Always look on the bright side of life"
original score: Eric Idle
original performance: Monty Python

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